motherflower

you know what i love? when people use the word motherfucker.

but i love it even more when they use it as a sort of skewed pronoun for inanimate objects.

for instance, on the latest episode of cops, a toothless drunk informs the no-side-burns-mullet cop that

"that there is my gawd-damn porch and i'll stand on that motherfucker whenever i want!"

oh the brilliance.

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